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		<title>Counting down from 100</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Jan 2008 20:47:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Darren</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s a clever video.  The fact that I only recognized about 25% of the movies means I need to bone up on my classics&#8230;once I finish watching Galaxy Quest for the 100th time  

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		<title>Happy New Year!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Jan 2008 20:23:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Darren</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Life]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just wanted to wish everyone who reads this (all two of you) a happy new year!  In addition to the usual assortment of resolutions, I&#8217;m also going to attempt to post more to this site, which will hopefully make it of more interest to the rest of the world, and perhaps double the readership [...]]]></description>
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		<title>William Shatner, circa 1982</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jul 2007 17:43:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Darren</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[He beamed himself right into a Commodore commercial!!

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		<title>Jay Leno inhales anti-helium</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jul 2007 18:11:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Darren</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Thanks to Ryan for this one as well:

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thanks to Ryan for this one as well:</p>
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		<title>latest Linkin Park video</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jul 2007 19:27:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Darren</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Music]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Thanks to Ryan for showing me this:

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thanks to <a href="http://www.techmoments.com">Ryan </a>for showing me this:</p>
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		<title>Does your MAME cabinet suck?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Jul 2007 21:00:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Darren</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just found this link&#8230;although it&#8217;s probably old, it&#8217;s new to me.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Just found <a href="http://www.wickedretarded.com/~crapmame/">this </a>link&#8230;although it&#8217;s probably old, it&#8217;s new to me.</p>
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		<title>Move over Guitar Hero, here comes something meatier!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Jul 2007 19:26:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Darren</dc:creator>
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		<title>Funniest video&#8230;ever</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Jun 2007 14:42:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Darren</dc:creator>
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		<title>Protected: Voiding my warranty</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Feb 2007 03:14:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Darren</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Video Gaming]]></category>

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		<title>um^2</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Oct 2006 04:46:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Darren</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m trying to think of interesting things to write about.  This is difficult for two reasons:  The first is that I don&#8217;t have a very interesting life (not to say I don&#8217;t enjoy it&#8230;I do, but it&#8217;s just not&#8230;interesting).  The second is that I have no idea who my target audience is, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m trying to think of interesting things to write about.  This is difficult for two reasons:  The first is that I don&#8217;t have a very interesting life (not to say I don&#8217;t enjoy it&#8230;I do, but it&#8217;s just not&#8230;<em>interesting</em>).  The second is that I have no idea who my target audience is, and what they would like to read.  If you&#8217;re reading this, you&#8217;re either my father (hi Dad!) or you&#8217;re a bored surfer (of the internet variety) making up domain names and seeing if they&#8217;re &#8220;real&#8221; &#8211; kinda of like how I registered this domain in the first place.  Anyway, it&#8217;s sleepy time now, so I&#8217;m going to stop this post mid-thought.  Maybe I&#8217;ll get back to this sooner rather than later&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Um</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Sep 2006 21:10:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Darren</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[All the cool people (and then some) seem to have a blog, so I felt obligated to start my own.  However, I don&#8217;t really have much of anything to say, so it&#8217;s going to be quite boring.  I&#8217;m hoping that I&#8217;ll think of something to rant (or perhaps rave) about, so that I [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>All the cool people (and <em>then </em>some) seem to have a blog, so I felt obligated to start my own.  However, I don&#8217;t really have much of anything to say, so it&#8217;s going to be quite boring.  I&#8217;m hoping that I&#8217;ll think of something to rant (or perhaps rave) about, so that I might share with the rest of the world.  Or at least the rest of the world reading this blog.  Which, as of writing this, is a whopping <em>zero</em>.</p>
<p>Accompanying this post &#8211; nothing</p>
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