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The origin of this site’s name – very simply, I was bored, and trying to find “cool” names which weren’t yet taken. Obviously I got very far down the “cool” scale, past “stupid”, “idiotic” and well into “congratulations on completely wasting $10 by registering a stupid domain name”.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The origin of this site’s name – very simply, I was bored, and trying to find “cool” names which weren’t yet taken. Obviously I got very far down the “cool” scale, past “stupid”, “idiotic” and well into “congratulations on completely wasting $10 by registering a stupid domain name”.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":{"_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/idontexist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/idontexist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/idontexist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/idontexist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/idontexist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/idontexist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/idontexist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}